January 2012
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
Anonymous asked: Your such a pretty pretty pretty pretty face, but you turned into a pretty big waste of my time
December 2011
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Lol @ my mom beating up her brother for making fun of Ben Bruce.. oh god why me?
Anonymous asked: no?
Anonymous asked: can i be your new years kiss?
Anonymous asked: are u going to have a new years kiss?
Anonymous asked: Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?
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I’m going to be like Tohru from Fruits Basket this New Years..
BUT THAT’S ALRIGHT BECAUSE KYO WILL COME AND RESCUE ME, lolol
Anonymous asked: Who are your favorite band dudes?
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Nothing good is real
